A Personal Ad
The utterly exhausted seeks energetic youth. Enjoys sleeping in, letting dishes stack up, putting off laundry and lounging in pajamas as long as possible.
Turn offs include: Long, hot soapy baths with the dishes; Touching, groping and folding the clothes when they come out of the dryer; And any crazy bedroom fun that includes making the bed.
Turn ons: Long walks so the grass doesn’t look so high from a distance; Candle-lit nights, which make it harder to see the floor that needs vacuumed; And eating out, so someone else does the dishes!
|Apparently, the London Personal Ads are notorious for their hilarity. In that fashion, NaPoWriMo prompted for poets to construct their own personal ad. Birds-of-a-feather need not apply. 🙂|
- NaPoWriMo – 19 (composerofwordsukblog.wordpress.com)
- NaPoWriMo 19: A Personal Ad and a Postcard (tessaracked.wordpress.com)
- Lady Anonymous (NaPoWriMo #19) (thebookybunhead.wordpress.com)
- NaPoWriMo 2013 – Day 19 (2voices1song.com)