Day 19: NaPoWriMo 2013 – A Personal Ad

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A Personal Ad

The utterly exhausted seeks energetic youth. Enjoys sleeping in, letting dishes stack up, putting off laundry and lounging in pajamas as long as possible.

Turn offs include: Long, hot soapy baths with the dishes; Touching, groping and folding the clothes when they come out of the dryer; And any crazy bedroom fun that includes making the bed.

Turn ons: Long walks so the grass doesn’t look so high from a distance; Candle-lit nights, which make it harder to see the floor that needs vacuumed; And eating out, so someone else does the dishes!

rainApparently, the London Personal Ads are notorious for their hilarity. In that fashion, NaPoWriMo prompted for poets to construct their own personal ad. Birds-of-a-feather need not apply. 🙂
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About ewdupler

Gene is an avid outdoorsman, loves reading and is known to put pen to paper (well, he types) as an amateur poet.
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One Response to Day 19: NaPoWriMo 2013 – A Personal Ad

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