Day 21: NaPoWriMo 2013 – Fortune Cookie Sayings

An unopened fortune cookie

An unopened fortune cookie (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Fortune Cookie Sayings

  • Rule #34: It’s not how fast you run.  It’s who you can outrun.
  • A wise man squeezes toothpaste from the bottom.
  • You will find the extra toilet paper when its needed.
  • You have a secret admirer.  They’re stalking you.
  • I’m watching you.
  • Copy, then pass this message on to 10 friends or you could die.
  • Have you seen my cat?
  • Acme Dry Cleaners: Claim Ticket #13
  • I’m sorry, you don’t have a lucky number.
  • Made in China.
  • Man with long chopsticks is overcompensating.
  • Just what do you really think was in that rice?
  • Nutrition Content: negligible (Try the broccoli, instead)
  • Wise man learns to spel in school.
  • That wasn’t chicken.
  • Trust me, we’ll remember who forgot to tip.
  • Celebrate Year of the Dog!  (It’s not just an ingredient.)
  • Yes, we really all know kung-fu.  Don’t forget to tip your waiter.
rainWhen I was a boy, I lived in China.  Well, Taiwan, to be more precise.  I mostly remember eating noodles – they had little comics in them that I didn’t understand.  It wasn’t until later, when we returned to the U.S., that I recall my first fortune cookies.

After years of my boys teasing about ideas for fortune cookie sayings, I took a stab at this NaPoWriMo prompt to write my own.

Which is your favorite?  Also, did you get the Rule #34 reference?

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About ewdupler

Gene is an avid outdoorsman, loves reading and is known to put pen to paper (well, he types) as an amateur poet.
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